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I just don’t want to anything anymore

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We’re just monkeys with guns.

Humanity patting itself on the back about how enlightened it believes that it is is just masturbation.

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We’re just monkeys

Speak for yourself, I’ve never played a guitar in my life and I wouldn’t be caught dead in that haircut.

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That’s Monkees. Subtle but important difference.

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Said the ape in underwear

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We are the dumbest apes capable of building a technological civilization.

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Some of us are cephalopods, thank you very much.

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World War Two DID happen therefore Biden retroactively caused it! Impeach him now!

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Why did Hunter Biden do this??!

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BECAUSE OF HER EMAILS

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And the tan suit and latte salute.

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Is that what the gun was for?

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We all know that gun was to shoot coke with that’s what liberal drugsters do

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With his laptop.

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Biden Time Family

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Slow clap.

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Wibbly wobbly timey wimey… stuff. That’s how he caused it.

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Biden is a deep state time lord of Gallifrey… believe me!

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“We have a man who is totally corrupt and the worst president in the history of our country, who is cognitively impaired, in no condition to lead, and who is now in charge of dealing with Russia and possible nuclear war,” Trump said. “Just think of it. We would be in World War II very quickly if we’re going to be relying on this man.”

Obviously, Trump meant to say “World War III.” Insisting that we’re on the brink of another great war, and maybe even nuclear annihilation, has been part of his stump speech for months. But that isn’t the only line he flubbed. At another point in the speech, Trump seemed to mix up Biden and Barack Obama, suggesting he’s currently leading his predecessor in the 2024 polls.

Lol.

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To be fair, he probably is polling higher than Obama.

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I actually doubt it, but I can’t find any semi-recent Obama polls to say otherwise. Michelle Obama is polling great right now however.

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We have a man who is totally corrupt and the worst president in the history of our country, who is cognitively impaired, in no condition to lead

And this, students, is an example of Projection

Students scribble notes

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Ironically that trump quote is a perfect description of Trump’s government

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Everything he says is projection, so it’s not very surprising.

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A cognitively impaired Trump thinks a ‘Cognitively Impaired’ Biden May Cause ‘World War II’

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Imagine being so cognitively impaired that you accidentally time travel.

The question becomes does America want a time travelling president? I mean I assume that they would, but I’m not American so what do I know.

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His base already denies the holocaust, might as well just deny the entire war ever happened so he doesn’t get accused of plagiarism, too.

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Pearl Harbor was an inside job

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What job was Pearl inside of?

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Steve Jobs lmao gottem

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