Be awkward by not talking, they can’t hold your words against you if you don’t say any words.

be awkward by sitting next to a dude you’ve never sat with in your class. don’t speak a word. just stay silent for the whole class.

Tap on Someone’s shoulder, pretend to start speaking but raising a finger weakly and opening the mouth a bit, then nod head in disbelief, turn around and walk away

Be awkward by opening your mouth to speak but instead ripping wet ass.

“it’s better to risk and make a fool of yourself by not saying a word rather than speaking and leaving no doubt whatsoever”

• probably an arab philosopher