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I fix software on these things! No one ever quite gets what I do for work, it’s nice to run across in the wild.

I feel seen lol

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What do they do?

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Top left is a thermal cycler. Basically it heats and cools samples at a given rate. This is primarily used for generic PCR, and certain enzymatic reactions. Top right is the fancier version of this, it is for qPCR, so it can do the heating and cooling and has a laser/detector for the dye or probe that reacts to generating more dna with each PCR cycle so you can quantify approximately how much of the target DNA you had.

Bottom right is a luminex. This uses detection of fluorophore signals to measure multiple analyates, usually different proteins.

Idk what bottom left is.

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Wow, I know some of those words.

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Top left is the CFX96/384, which is also a qPCR instrument.

Bottom left is the 3500 Genetic Analyzer, as someone identified. It’s used for sanger sequencing I believe. My last lab had one but I was never trained on it.

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This guy sciences.

Also username checks out.

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I know nothing about this kind of lab equipment but Google says the bottom left device is a human DNA sequencer, ABI model 3500.

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Some kinda lab work, maybe blood chem or urinalysis. I should clarify that since I’m a software person I don’t even know what they do, really, I just fix it when they stop transmitting lab test results to the database.

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Getting the magic back to the magic analysis database got it

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beige box where the magic happens

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You’ll need a PhD to be allowed to push the “on” button though.
And then go back to the office to write grant applications for a month.
To buy the next beige box.

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This used to be IT in the early 2000s

Beige as far as the eye could see (in a data centre)

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Nowadays it’s a lot more of dark mode, which is a shame (especially since our software still doesn’t have it)

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Yeah, I came here to air my hypothesis that lab hardware trends lag behind consumer computers by about 25-30 years.

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Are you saying there used to be woodgrain lab hardware?

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There definitely was. I’ve seen it.

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So it’s almost time for teal, orange et other fun colors, mixed with translucent plastic lab équipement?

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In 5 years hardcore researchers will be modding their lab equipment and installing plexiglass glass sides. Just like I did to my PC in 1999-2000ish

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I’m waiting for it come back in to style. I’ve pitched getting beige racks with this on the side https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazz_(design)

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woah dude, that’s far out

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Honestly, I think it was so ugly it was beautiful.

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There is also this particular tone of light brownish green which is on so many industrial tools like drill presses, table top saws and so on. I kinda dig it

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Ooh, never thought of that as so ugly it’s pretty but I can kinda see it now

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Were we still using 3.5” floppies in the early 2000s?

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Oh yes, I was using a 3.5" floppy disk drive with a USB connector in 2007 to kick off imaging on desktop machines as no one could get the ghost boot server working.

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Why not just use a thumb drive at that point?

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