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Get nukin, nuke putin

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This is gorgeous. Please, gib me a lil background, my gif game is weak. Wtf is Trump dodging away from IRL? HE MOVES FAST for old orange man

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Pretty sure it was a bald eagle.

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🎶 make Putin go puking, and baaaaald 🎶

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Nuke Putin!

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russians have already escalated to chemicals, there should be a UN force in Ukraine by now

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UN is nothing but a joke that only cares about Israel defending itself.

They can stay the hell away, they ruin everything they touch.

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A total thermonuclear exchange can’t even kill humanity itself anymore, and honestly might save it.

Let’s do this thing.

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Who do i contact to reenable the downvote button

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Wow, so you want humanity itself to die, choking on its own hubris instead of being purged in the Holy Fire of Atom?

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Wait, you really can’t downvote?

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Some instances can’t downvote. blahaj, beehaw, hexbear and few others

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Peasants!

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I just checked and I can still downvote you. So…

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Nice to see on the fediverse General MacArthur.

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Lemme just double check my home on that site with nuclear blast radius projections, I think I’m okay…

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Honestly I don’t give a fuck if I get nuked, but only so long as it lands directly on me. At that point it is definitively not my problem anymore lmao

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We’re going to fight global warming with a nuclear winter!

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So what color lead paint chips are your favorite?

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Color doesn’t change the flavor, dummy.

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Speaking from experience?

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The attitude toward nuclear weapons displayed by countries that haven’t ever nuked anyone are always fun to watch.

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True. But also as an American we damn near nuked Korea and Vietnam, so I’m not going to act like we’re better

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“Damn near” is a euphemism for “didn’t.”

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Didn’t, but the general that dropped them on Japan was fired for frequently trying to nuke Korea.

We’ve come closer to nuking someone other than Japan than anyone but the USSR and China have

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The attitude toward wars displayed by countries that have never in living memory fought one on their own soil is frankly terrifying in its stupidity, though.

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The last military power that was stupid enough to put on uniforms and march infantry onto American soil was the Confederate States of America. How’d it go for them?

America’s attitude toward war is “If we’re going to fight, it’s gonna happen in your face, not mine.”

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I’d say it’s more like “we will only fight if we can keep it off our lawn and avoid tracking in the mud”. America didn’t dare fight 1939 Germany, only 1944 Germany when the war was already decided, and the real pivotal battles have already been won. It didn’t dare fight the Soviets when they took over half of Europe, and it didn’t dare fight the Soviets directly for the next century, and it “won” the Cold War by default, only to be coopted by Russian intelligence just recently.

I’m not saying it’s a bad thing, but it’s so weird having grown up in a country that has really known war, and to talk with Americans who think fighting a war is anything glorious.

And “every blade of grass” is reformer bullshit by the way, just to keep with the community theme. Unrestricted war crimes, nukes and chemical warfare, drones and stand-off munitions eviscerating clueless people. That’s what war is about.

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