55 points
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50 points
I love it when the stars align on my feed
40 points
“Are you awake?”
9 points
38 points
I like to play a game where I try to ask in the worst way that will get a yes.
Current high score: “I want to kiss and hug you naked squishy-style”.
9 points
6 points
34 points
The wife has a penchant for taking off her underwear and throwing them as hard as she can at me. They are light, so I don’t mind.
14 points
10 points
8 points
3 points