55 points
*

permalink
report
reply
50 points

I love it when the stars align on my feed

permalink
report
reply
40 points

“Are you awake?”

permalink
report
reply
9 points

He asks at 14:00 on a Saturday when the two of them are sitting around or doing chores

permalink
report
parent
reply
38 points

I like to play a game where I try to ask in the worst way that will get a yes.

Current high score: “I want to kiss and hug you naked squishy-style”.

permalink
report
reply
9 points

My record

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

record

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

permalink
report
parent
reply
34 points

The wife has a penchant for taking off her underwear and throwing them as hard as she can at me. They are light, so I don’t mind.

permalink
report
reply
14 points

Chastity belt… CLANG!

permalink
report
parent
reply
10 points

“what! A chastity belt? ughhhh that’s going to chafe my Willy!”

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

I see you are a man of tights

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Doesn’t matter, had sex.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Asklemmy

!asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Create post

A loosely moderated place to ask open-ended questions

Search asklemmy 🔍

If your post meets the following criteria, it’s welcome here!

  1. Open-ended question
  2. Not offensive: at this point, we do not have the bandwidth to moderate overtly political discussions. Assume best intent and be excellent to each other.
  3. Not regarding using or support for Lemmy: context, see the list of support communities and tools for finding communities below
  4. Not ad nauseam inducing: please make sure it is a question that would be new to most members
  5. An actual topic of discussion

Looking for support?

Looking for a community?

Icon by @Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de

Community stats

  • 9.6K

    Monthly active users

  • 4.9K

    Posts

  • 275K

    Comments