Vermin Supreme will be my vice president pope.

Catholics have a VP, right?

such a holey hat!

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That’s so terrible I can’t believe I didn’t think of it first.

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also, Vice Pope

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Incidentally, sometimes the two of them fight about which one gets to do vices, in which case you have a pope and an anti-pope

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Here, I’ll just let you post for me today. I’ll DM you my password.

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All hail the pope of trash.

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Catholics have a VP, right?

Actually yes, the Camerlengo! He normally has the responsibilities of a treasurer, but he’ll step in as acting sovereign when the Pope dies.

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