I have a pair of Linux ones, but I had to make them myself, and then everyone told me I was wearing the wrong brand, and that theirs is better. The Apple ones were even worse, though. I had to buy proprietary feet just to wear them, and when I broke my foot my doctor told me that he wasn’t certified to repair it.

please say these aren’t real

I know dr sholes makes anti bacterial, maybe start there

Infected with Windows.

You’re right, it’s too late now.