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How do they stop the little parachutes from sliding off?

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Just make sure the strap between the legs is tight enough.

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Is there a safe word?

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The fish are hardcore. None have used it yet

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From another similar post, introducing fish to a large body of water has to be done like this or else the fish don’t understand or acclimate properly and die. It’s a slap to the noggin like “hey wakey wakey, go find some algae to nibble on”

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I wonder what the survival rate is for these fishes

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According to the links in this post It’s 95%-99% survival.

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I wonder what the “fuck that hurt” rate is for these fishes

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Then why can’t I yeet a bunch of goldfish

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One of the bigger reasons has to do with the square cube law - as the size of something increases, surface area increases by a factor of 2 but mass increases by a factor of 3, so little fishes have a surface area-to-mass ratio that is quite a bit higher than a larger fish, and they’re more susceptible to abrupt changes in temperature.

Kinda like how an ice cube will melt a lot faster than a big slab of ice, the core temperature of some small fish like a goldfish is gonna change more rapidly than the core temperature of a big fish like a trout so they tend to be a lot more finnicky in regard to significant and instantaneous changes to temperature and stuff. A larger fish might shrug off a significant change because it affects them more slowly, but that might be a totally wild an overwhelming experience for a little fish to go through

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Who’s stopping you?

MAKE your DREAMS come TRUE

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Technique I imagine.

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You can yeet goldfish. Carp are stupid tough. It’s the tropical fish we often keep that are kinda wimpy. Also, they’re not coming from a super healthy environment (the store) to our tanks.

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Have a pilots license?

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Maybe 95% survive, but how many are injured in a way that might impact their quality of life?

Since these are being dropped specifically for the purpose of being caught and killed asap, quality of life might not matter.

For your sad little goldfish, please be gentle!

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You certainly can!

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Try to fly higher above the tank and see if it helps

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One reason is because the hatcheries are in the same general area as the lakes, so conditions are pretty similar. The temperature will be about the same at the same depths as the hatchery, and the water comes from the same source.

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…that sounds to me like “survive the fall” more than “survive the week”

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People ITT must’ve forgotten about the salmon cannon.

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I have never seen this and thank you for sharing it because good god I needed it.

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I’m gonna keep that typo. 😈

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Not sure I can let you get awat with that.

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38 points

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Honestly it fits. It reads like “bombs awWAT”

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Carpet bombing

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Unacceptable on lemmy

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Good thing I love a little sabotage.

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I did a bombs awat last night after taco bell.

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