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I don’t want shell-mommy
I want shell-bigtiddygothgf

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I need the goth gf to insult me. I don’t want encouragement.

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They’re the same picture

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I heard about this from foone

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that’s a good girl

Are you TRYING to crack people’s eggs? 😂

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>:3c I wonder how installations of this tool correlate with purchases of long, cute socks 😹

And cat ears, and nyaaa~ing, and… uhhh whatever else 😅 🤷

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Rust dev confirmed

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Nooooo! Haskell ^.^ And a little Forth. Hopefully some assembly someday too.

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that’s… oddly specific…

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Lookup Unix socks

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It checks the exit status of your command and prints praise for success or encouragement for an error. Funny idea, customizable too 😂

SHELL_MOMMYS_LITTLE: Sets the affectionate term that mommy will use to refer to the user. The default value is “girl”.

Now we need a mean one, like sudo insults

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ramsey git full
“THAT’S NOT A VALID COMMAND YOU FUCKING DONKEY”

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tfw you dc and your computer calls you an idiot sandwich

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I don’t remember the one, but I used to have something that would insult me when I typed the wrong password when sudoing

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That’s a build-in sudo feature, set by Defaults insults in your sudoers file.

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Oooooh, so ot was built-in! Yeah that’s the one I was thinking about, thanks

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Now we nead a mean one like[…]

I suggest shell-linus, sourcing insults from https://github.com/corollari/linusrants

“There aren’t enough swear-words in the English language, so now I’ll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.”

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