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86 points

You haven’t lived until you have had a chickpea in your mouth.

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69 points

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn’t pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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82 points

It’s basically bean dip, what’s not to love?

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96 points

Love is communism. >:(

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8 points

Beans are communist. They all look alike.

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64 points

Fellas is it gay liberal to eat chickpeas

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62 points

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44 points

Real, conservative men eat only well done steak with ketchup, like Trump.

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11 points

Or cold hamberders

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7 points

Seasoned only with salt and pepper, so you can still taste the stress hormones of the cow

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5 points

Honestly, I hate steak, prefer beef well done, and love ketchup 🤔

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8 points

OH NO

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7 points

I can be the anti-Trump?

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4 points

“Tomato reduction”

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1 point

steak rare enough that it’s actually not safe to eat, with gargantuan greasy fries (absolutely no skin allowed) and the cheapest most sickly sweet bbq sauce.
they then wonder why they keep shitting themselves

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0 points

Sorry, what?

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31 points

I love having an hour at home everyday at lunchtime to make fresh, healthy meals from scratch

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13 points

Could make hummus before hand, it keeps pretty well in the fridge.

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12 points

Then they wouldn’t have made it for lunch.

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7 points

I mean you just dump it in a blender if you’re using canned chickpeas, that hardly takes an hour especially if you’ve made it a few times and got the hang of it.

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5 points

Dude you gotta skin the peas one by one it takes fucking hours

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3 points

Don’t forget you have to de-stone them as well.

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2 points

When not using dried peas (soak and cook) the skins float to the surface automatically.

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3 points

I like it better with freshly cooked chickpeas

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I assumed your op was sarcastic/negative tone, but I’m realizing maybe you saw the quality and care this particular hummus took to make and were being genuine.

These results look like they taste amazing. But a can of chickpeas for homemade hummus lunch is a really nice lunch too. I think culture needs to shift from recipes and “right” way to do things and start learning how to cook as a general life skill again. Food is expensive now but do we really feed and shop for ourselves like it is?

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It might be a 3 hour process, but you can get that down to 3 2 minute tasks and 1 ten minute one. And that’s going from dried beans to cleaning up behind yourself… It’s really very easy to make

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