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In spite of their highly visible Christian facade, I suspect it is secretly run by witches and you’ve identified the main ley-line through the area.

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I imagine hobby lobby, with their illegal artifact collecting, is a Christian sect which does believe in magic and the power of other religions. They use Christian geomancy to find the holy Spirit without identifying it as a ley line.

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they’re building a particle accelerator. the HLC.

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They’re smashing a bunch of decor together at very high energies hoping to discover a new fundamental holiday to capitalize on.

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i thought it was the hobby lobby orbital mass driver

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Hail Ziklag!

A network of ultrawealthy Christian donors is spending nearly $12 million to mobilize Republican-leaning voters and purge more than a million people from the rolls in key swing states, aiming to tilt the 2024 election in favor of former President Donald Trump.

These previously unreported plans are the work of a group named Ziklag, a little-known charity whose donors have included some of the wealthiest conservative Christian families in the nation, including the billionaire Uihlein family, who made a fortune in office supplies, the Greens, who run Hobby Lobby, and the Wallers, who own the Jockey apparel corporation.

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11 points

Someone check to see if HL has purchased tunnel boring equipment recently

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Hard to say, but smuggling artifacts is probably involved. They’re big fans.

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