31 points

Gotta love being told that smoking weed will make you worship the devil in DARE which made me not believe a single fucking thing they said

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To be fair, there’s probably a lot of people who would worship the devil in exchange for free weed

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10 points

You holding?

Hail the dark prince!!!

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IMHO, (LaVeyan) Satanism has an individualist ideology, which is fundamentally at odds with communism.

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The cops who came in for DARE did a bump from the evidence locker before talking to the kids.

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23 points

Well that’s what happens when you seize 20kg of the finest Bolivian cocaine. You take all 10kg to the evidence locker and over time, some of these 7kg just evaporate somehow.

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21 points

Dare letting us know about whip-it’s and glue and gasoline, And huffing paint.

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Knew a guy who always smoked up wearing his DARE shirt

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My sister was president of DARE in grade school and i never got tired of getting her high in it

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19 points

no more half measures walter

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