24 points

So, lots of Linux fans should be fairly attractive. Like we read (the docs), know a few languages (at least bash), occasionally write scripts, travel (between distros), and archers became a huge meme 🙃

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8 points

But you annoy users with unreliability and difficulty to repair and time to implement. UX is important. You can’t have home improvement work sites lingering.

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3 points

Seriously, has no one considered/been on the wrong side of the PAF (partner approval factor) curve?

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Haven’t tested macos myself (and ain’t going to due to progressing hardware enshitification), but windows isn’t any better, in my experience.

The only kinda benefit is that you often don’t need to install it and are likely accustomed to using it. But then come problems. First, you need to remove a metric ton of crap by both vendor and Microsoft, so much so it’s often easier to install a clean msdn image (which negates the benefit of windows being preinstalled). And if you happen to remove more unnecessary crap than expected by Microsoft, you also get weird and hard yo track issues.

Then reliability… The last time I needed it, w10 bsoded (oh, yeah, the famous undifficult to repair “smth died, and we want tell you what exactly”; so much better than logs in Linux, am I right?) 5 mins after install from an original msdn image, and after reinstalling touchpad and trackpoint didn’t work properly, for example. So, that’s actually worse than any Linux distro I’ve tried so far. But idk, mb I’m just unlucky. Also, crowdstrike 🙃

Then the usual way to install software on windows… Which sucks hard: heck, even Slackware is better in that regard, and it kinda says a lot.

Soo, basically leaves us with “windows good 'cuz I know windows”.

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209 points

What do you mean Linux is not in the list?

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10 points

That usually counts towards having enough money for half of the hobbies listed.

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93 points

It’s there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.

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56 points

man touch

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24 points

Human contact?

Ewww, no.

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date; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep

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74 points

“I’m really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance”

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24 points

Then when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”

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“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”

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7 points

When you propose it comes with an SLA

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7 points

Imagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the “Netflix” part of netflix and chill

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2 points

sploosh

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175 points

Woodworking 94%. Right.

Try ordering a new lathe after you’re married.

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That’s because the deal has already been sealed. They typically wanna keep you off the market, not increase your “resale” value. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, cucking or sharing kinda kinks, not human trafficking. Human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Like, as a fantasy, not as a real thing. Real human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, as in humans stuck in traffic or transforming into cars and being stuck in traffic, not as being sold as a commodity. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

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37 points

Wow really put something in for everyone with that comment.

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96 points

Reading this as I’m waking up and really questioning if I’m actually awake or not

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40 points

It kind of reads like the thought process of someone who just woke up, too.

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23 points

what

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15 points

I have a friend who’s very attracted to her husband’s woodworking. Mind you he’s a world class artisan for equipment for a shared hobby of theirs, but still, she’s very supportive of his lathe purchases.

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11 points

Hey if I were married to you I would support your hobbies and interests. I’d want you to be happy.

Lathes are expensive though, so if there expense were to come from our shared account we would need to have a discussion first.

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Blacksmithing is 88% Was this list made by a metal shop kid?

“Oh babe, I love your soda lime mix. You’re not like those other brittle iron bitches out there”

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Being handy is attractive. Getting a nice unique present is cool. And blacksmiths / woodworkers are the ones that do that kind of stuff.

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I’m also willing to bet that the blacksmith they are picturing looks very different from your average blacksmith.

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To be fair my limited experience with blacksmithing has given me the distinct impression that I would have magnificent arms if I did it regularly

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I’ve met a TON of blacksmiths and they usually just look like normal guys but slightly more buff, often overweight. The machinery does most of the work.

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I only know one guy who is into blacksmithing and - being a nerd myself, I saw this with kindness - but this dude is a super nerd. He’s also one of the scrawniest dudes I know. I’ve heard him tell women that he’s into blacksmithing before and it definitely does not have the desired effect that this chart would imply.

You always have to consider Rule #1 when taking these things into account.

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8 points

So explain why IS 3D printing not higher on the list then?

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5 points

Because downloading an stl and hitting print isn’t really craftsmanship

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I can not fathom how blacksmithing is LOWER on the list than reading. “The dude with the hammer looks nice, but that other one over there is sitting on a sofa for HOURS on end”

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28 points

Maybe because reading is a sign of being intelligent/cultured in people’s mind, and people on average value that slightly more than physical fitness

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Reading demonstrates culturing, education, pursuit of knowledge, and willingness for good conversation. It’s also a hobby that can be practiced together (my wife and I have even devised a technique for how to best read books together)

Blacksmithing is one of the few hobbies that a guy probably can’t teach his girlfriend because women usually use a different technique to make up for strength differences. It’s hot for sure, but it’s hot in a “I’m going to watch you but it’s expensive in time and money, and I may wind up stuck selling at ren faires forever” way as opposed to a “even when we’re old we’ll still be discussing literature” way

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I’m a woman, I can definitely learn to smith, and have done it a few times (I do reenactment, there’s basically guaranteed to be a few blacksmithsin every friend group). I definitely couldn’t do it for a living, but as an occasional hobby, sure.

And I haven’t met a guy into smithing who didn’t also like a fit partner, so hey.

It’s hot for sure,

Hehe

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5 points

It’s the first one isn’t it?

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Blacksmithing is one of the few hobbies that a guy probably can’t teach his girlfriend because women usually use a different technique to make up for strength differences.

Me, a woman who tried blacksmithing before: Don’t use spring steel or other metals that are hard to manipulate/hammer into shape when starting off. Don’t start with a sword, start with bending and twisting a nail into… whatever. If they like the hobby they’ll stick to it and the muscle will build over time. And if it doesn’t: power tools.

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“Brittle iron bitches” has been added to my dictionary of insults.

Sincerely

The Big Ductile Energy gang

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40 points

Tl;dr: any interest is interesting and attractive. In particular if it can be done without annoying your partner and shows your ability to think independently. If it produces something useful that’s cool, too.

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Interested people are interesting.

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