36 points

I like my steak like I like my solar systems: predictable, stable, evenly distributed

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As your steak, your table and you slowly drift towards my table where I ordered mine ‘Extra Divine’

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All with an excellent view, because we’re seated at a window in The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe™️

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22 points

Doctor told me after the transplant that I should only eat steak well done. I just won’t eat steak rather than ruin the meat.

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4 points

I would get a second opinion!

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Yeah, I know its not a completely necessary precaution from a bit of internet searching, but honestly? After all I went through leading up to the transplant. I’m okay with making a minor sacrifice to be overly cautious.

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you may be safe by using sous vide/pasteurising the steak. same texture and safer to consume. maybe look into it if you really craving steak (which i assume you’re not right now). same goes for things like cured meats

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22 points

I like mine so rare that a good vet could bring it back to life.

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18 points

“Blue” goes between Rare and Epic. It’s basically the legal minimum you can cook a steak in a restaurant.

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6 points

Elongating this meme with a “Red” on the other side with a burning hot coal ember haha…

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3 points

That would fit well between “Astounding” and “Congratulations”

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10 points

Medium rare please

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5 points

Legendary is the only option

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3 points

No there were 12 other options actually

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