https://twitter.com/K_Niemietz/status/1704093894647161094

The think tank bros are not okay. Props to this dumbass retweeting all the people calling him a fucking idiot though. Good bit.

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marx failed to consider this one

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93 points

lmao

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He’s done it again, a take even dumber than the last. Truly a sight to behold.

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31 points

Not capitalism per se just capitalistic interests per se.

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27 points

Missed the forest for the trees

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Plants are, in my experience, almost comically apolitical. They only care about their own photosynthesis. The idea that that they all work together, as a kingdom, to prop up the forest, is… not plausible.

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I’ve studied fish and I can say with absolute certainty that they are not capable of forming schools. They only care about their own bubble and how close they are to the adjacent fish, striving to keep a minimum distance to each other. On the whole they cannot possibly move as a school. That would require a conspiracy of an uncountable number of fish, an implausible achievement for a creature with a brain the size of a pencil tip.

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You don’t need to lobby for what is already considered ‘common sense governance’.

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Assuming he’s not stupid and/or lying, looks like he’s so annoying that despite being a think tanker, no business association is willing to invite him to any ! meetings.

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He’s the “head of political economy” at one of the oldest British neolib think tanks lmao

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31 points

Imagine being a ghoul so odious not even the other ghouls want you at their table.

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40 points

Head of political economy and completely oblivious of the entire field of political economy.

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Lmao

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I’m guessing by political he means “woke or anti-woke” which is a stupid way to gauge how political one is to begin with, but even then it’s stupid because while most business owners might try to appear politically neutral publicly (as a means of avoiding controversy that might affect their business), when you get to know them you find most are very solidly chuds

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most business owners might try to appear politically neutral publicly (as a means of avoiding controversy that might affect their business)

It constantly surprises me how many businesses have abandoned this principle in the Trump era. There’s a new shop in my town that erected a huge sign that says, “Vote out the corrupt Democrats in all 50 states!”. This is in a town that voted 71% for Hillary Clinton in 2016. I don’t understand a business owner that would try so hard to get the majority of residents to avoid their business.

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Businesses found out about spite consumption. Same reason that a relatively low amount of chuds can consistently get shite country music up the lists.

They have a much better chance to get chuds in by virtue signalling to then than trying to be bland and pry people away from wallmart or whatever.

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We had a friend chicken business in town that was putting up cooker conspiracy posters and placards for the antivax party during the worst of covid, I stopped going there immediately. Who knows what kind of other shit they thought was government overreach, like wearing gloves while cooking my food or something. Yuck.

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friend chicken

I wish I had chicken friends.

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Even at the lowest local level, governments grovel at the feet of businesses, dare they be seen as hostile to commerce

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