Flintstones chewables or fuck off
vitamin water (sugar free, plz) + vodka
Candy-flavored vitamin-fortified vodka sounds pretty fucking good actually.
would you say that even the most basic low-brow rotgut bottom shelf ten bucks per bottle vodka will do, or should i aim higher into midrange stuff to decrease incidence of nasty aftertastes and trace impurities?
I go for the middle shelf stuff myself. When I was drinking $10/handle vodka, I was in the quantity over quality phase of my life. I’d like to think I’ve matured since then lol.
What you want to do is put bunch of gummy bears (or worms and such) in vodka for overnight, drain the vodka (to mouth preferably) and enjoy vodka infused candies. They make a great party snack, but it’s recommended to serve them in 18+ (or 16 or 21) parties only.
I did something similar. I used to drop dissolvable multi-vitamins in my beer at music festivals.