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I bet the solution is so fast, it’s past your eyes before you know it.

Edit: for anybody who is hearing impaired.

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Sounds like something a guy named Louie would think of.

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idk, seems like an idea that should be sent out to pasture.

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Louie CK? Funny guy, weird shaped penis.

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Hmm, a sign language pun. Interesting!

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Past-yer-eyes milk. Nice.

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Some relatively unknown French microbiologist is rolling in his grave right now.

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Sacre Bleu!

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Mmmmerde!

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Sanitation is being put out to Pasteur

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This is a top grade pun.

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“LOUIS PASTEUR WAS A FASCIST IN LINE WITH THE NEW WORLD ORDER!” - Big D

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Fun fact:

The dairy was fined in 2023 for a Salmonella outbreak and is very militantly anti-government.

The why seems pretty clear.

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Just have a spoon of pesticides after drinking that pure natural raw milk. If it’s good for the corn it’s good for you.

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Throw in some powerful antibiotics too … if it’s good for the cow, it’s good for you

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if it’s good for the cow, it’s good for you

Must undergo a rectal palpation first, in order to asses assess health.

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Don’t forget to sun your taint. I hear that cures all sorts of things

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A sun-goatse of sorts.

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A bit of roundup and horse paste, the MAGA cure-all.

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I’m cool with idiots who don’t know any better getting what’s coming to them… but I’m not really cool with them sneezing on the same door handles I turn.

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Except the same people end up serving it to their kids

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Weird. I thought they were anti-abortion.

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Only until they’re born. After that, they’re 100% pro death. Execution penalty all the way.

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