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People would read the second message, type the yes prompt, break their system. But still claim that it was linux’s fault, and that the OS doesn’t work.

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By “people” you mean Linus Sex Tips

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Linux tech slips

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Linux Tech Tips channel when?

With Emily as the main Host (Comment section goes BRRRRRRR! Don’t want to be a mod there xD)

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For anyone confused with this comment thread https://youtu.be/0506yDSgU7M?t=597

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For legal reasons I cannot confirm nor deny such allegations at this time.

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They need to noobify that prompt further, something like “Yes, break my system!”. Even Linus wouldn’t fall for that (I hope)!

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Or have them answer a few linux related questions

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*They will claim it was Linus fault

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Which one?

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sex tips

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Message two can also be caused by packages (or rather, package creators) with delusions of grandeur that only think that the system will stop working without them, so they rig things to threaten to uninstall the system.

Or else someone has created too heavy a dependency on something that ought to be removable, but isn’t thanks to malice or incompetence (or both).

We still mock Microsoft for putting too heavy a dependency (or at least removal FUD) on whatever web browser they bundle with their OSes (first IE, now Edge), and here we might have a package creator trying the same damn thing.

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Honestly I once did this to my desktop environment because I saw a huge list of packages and ignored it because I thought they were packages that could be upgraded, not that it was going to uninstall my fucking desktop lol

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  • Login as a user.
  • Delete the user while still logged in
  • Run command

You should get a message “you don’t exist, go away”

Not sure if that one is still around but I know one person who ran a script with “deluser $USER” and it ate root resulting in fun messages like that

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My local deluser checks if the user has any active process. I tried deleting all of the data by hand, but the process is still assigned to a user name and id.

I’m not sure if this one can error still can be replicated.

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Well you could manually edit /etc/password and shadow I suppose

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I think I’ll just take your word for it.

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Easy to try in a virtual machine with snapshot. Or use a filesystem snapshot

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the famous “This incident will be reported” error was briefly removed last year before being replaced with a less ominous version.

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While it was funny, it probably is for the best. Especially if a kid uses the system it might legitimately scare the shit out of them lol

I wouldn’t be surprised if a kid thought the police was gonna break in now

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I noticed this, got so sad. It was one of the funniest ones for me. First time I got it I kinda laughed.

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IMHO, that doesn’t sound any less ominous

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At least it answers the question whom it will be reported to. In all likelihood the administrator is me anyway, at least on my personal devices. People won’t worry anymore that it will be reported to the police or, heaven forbid, to Santa Claus.

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I’ll never forget this one lmao

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How could you not include the classic printer lp0 on fire!

I actually got that one around 2010 on Ubuntu. The printer wasn’t actually on fire. If I recall it was caused by the network attached printer losing connection during a job

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That was a fun read, thank you.

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Good chance that could be fire

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I love that the Wikipedia article has a section on Printer flammability :D

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There’s also the naughty programmer getting spanked by EFL

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EFL is an absolute crime against programmer-kind, even if the errors are, admittedly, hilarious. can assert that they are not so funny when you find them deeeeep in some god-forsaken legacy codebase that’s seen more null *s than git commits lol

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