I tried that once. Forget which distro. It didn’t update well.

There’s Endless OS, which goes in that sort of direction. It includes even a good chunk of Wikipedia, so you can just install it on PCs and ship those PCs into regions where they don’t have internet.

Nope. Americans are obsessed with a boring tiny plant that stays dormant for at least a quarter of the year, closing in on half of it.

Depends on the grass. Some go dormant in the colder months. Some don’t. In the south, St Augustine and Bermuda grasses are pretty popular. Both will go dormant is the area gets a decent winter. In the mid-Atlantic region, you’ll see tall Fescue handle winter just fine.

Also, generally speaking, I would agree that lawn is cut way too short, but again it depends on the grass. Bermuda kind of likes being kept short. St. Augustine looks better when it’s a bit longer.

Is this sarcasm? Maybe you should review how seasons work.

Bro… not all grass is the same, not all winters are the same, not all soil are the same. Bro.

Where are you?

I’ve never seen grass stay green over winter, in the northeast US

• Massachusetts
• New York
• Michigan
• New Hampshire