72 points

Yeeeep that’s a butt plug

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37 points

really convoluted way to make that base flair tho

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3 points

Looks edited in

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52 points

Imagine if you lost your balance and it tore your fartbox asunder

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10 points

Whenever I see a one-bar prison or something like this, I think of earthquakes and the years of surgery you’d need to repair those organs

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1 point

that’s why RACK is better than SSC

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8 points
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@fartboxasunder@lemmy.ml, you’ve been summoned

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39 points

Mage: levitates
Rogue: builds that contraption
Monk: uses a stick and core strength

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7 points

Rogue, still just chilling on the perch 10 hours later.

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3 points

On that type of “seat”?

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7 points

If the rogue has anything in constitution, and enjoys a butt plug, they will just hang out there… way longer than the other options?

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1 point

He’s trying hard not to eviscerate his whole genital after 10 hours.

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3 points

No my dude, that’s the bard’s version

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the bard convinces you that they are in fact levitating, by arguing that everything is always levitating as atoms cannot touch

the fact that they suddenly know what an atom is, and that this somehow makes sense to the target, is not to be dwelled upon

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1 point

This is 100% bard hijinks.

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17 points

The real magic is his right hand grows back

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7 points

Left.

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3 points

His right hand is fine.

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1 point

Correct. My left, his right.

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14 points

Just jump on and hope you hit the bullseye

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