42 points

Luckily, though an only child, I had plenty of friends with siblings and I quickly caught on to that ‘sis’ or ‘bro’ was never used in anything except the most facetious fashion.

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49 points

We just called each other cunts

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45 points

Found the Aussie

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7 points

Maybe we should just stay bad at writing siblings. Let them keep this one, as a treat.

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2 points

How do you call your cousins?

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3 points

“[Name]”

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Me, calling my sister:

“Hey.”

No response

“HEY!”

No response

“HEY, DICKLIPS!”

“What?”

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13 points

Eww

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7 points

If you don’t call your sibling a slut at some point they’re barely real family.

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1 point

TIL I have no family :(

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63 points

I don’t think I’ve ever called my brother “bro”. I call my friends “bro” all the time.

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Idk, I definitely call both my brothers bro, but I’m also 10 yrs younger than one and 21 yrs older than the other. They’re also both half-bros tho, so maybe that’s it

I’ve also used brochacho here and there since learning it

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0 points

Imma find some way to use this

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2 points

I’m also 10 yrs younger than one and 21 yrs older than the other

Did your mom start real young and IVF the last one or did your dad bang younger women?

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They said Half-Bros, so likely just dad still got swimmers

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4 points

My mom had my bro at 20, and me at 30. My dad had me at 30 and my lil bro at 52. Dude’s crazy lol

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2 points

I just call my brother by his (shortened) name to his face, or his full name to my parents. And “my brother” when referring to him anywhere else.

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3 points

my siblings and I call each other then most derogatory nicknames we for each other since we used to argue and fight a lot growing up unless shit is serious. then it’s “hey (actual name)”

my home life wasn’t super stable so I wonder how many families have this kind of sibling relationship

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2 points

Same except my home life was fairly stable.

Although I guess our nicknames, while certainly insulting, aren’t too derogatory

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24 points

It’s called exposition. How else are lazy writers supposed to explain the relationship?

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37 points

Japanese translators have entered the chat.

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31 points

“Notice me, person-who-is-my-senior-in-whatever-situation-I-met-them!”

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12 points

All according to keikaku

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4 points

It’s such a stupid meme, I love it.

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5 points

All according to cake

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19 points

Hey Nissan

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3 points

honk honk?

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2 points

I know nothing of which you speak of

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4 points

なに!?

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