I wish the author used punctuation instead of emojis
Gotta move with the times, man. Emojis are a great way to add tone to text-based conversation for those who didn’t grow up in IRC chatrooms, learning to apply tone to the text itself.
Excessive use of emojis can be annoying, but in concept I think they’re fine.
I thought the pic on the right was Kamala Harris and couldn’t figure out wtf drink it could be. Had to read the comments and do a double take to realize it’s Whitney Houston
Read the text ya’ll, it’s Coke.
It’s not coke. Coke or Pepsi is always on the end because it’s the most frequently changed and that’s the easiest position to replace.
Every woman?
I believe the soda is our future.
Drink it well, and let it hydrate ya.
Swallow all the sugar that it has inside
Then swallow your sense of pride
To make it easier
To let the children’s laughter
Remind you it goes to your thighs.
