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I feel personally attacked.

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I’m In This Photo and I Don’t Like It

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Same, bro. Same.

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As we grow older, our circle of friends becomes smaller. This is natural. For most people, their largest number of friends will be at school/college/military due the nature of the environment. Once you leave, your friends will be your co-workers, housemates, neighbours. As you grow older, many of them will die off. Eventually, you will be left alone, save for your spouse and children. Such is life.

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Wait, where do I claim my spouse and children?

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It’s only available to players that joined pre-2000’s. You just go to your profile under rewards and you should see the marital lootbox. You should also recieve a “#1 Parent” cosmetic.

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Yup, joined pre 2000’s. I think I have a bug, all I see is “social anxiety” on the list, whatever that means.

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See I was in the bargain spouse bin, but I came with free frogurt so I had that going for me and now my wife is chock full of potassium benzoate

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At best these are pewter years

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Best I can do is rusty iron years.

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If these are my golden years I can’t imagine what shit is waiting for me in the future

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You can always go up?

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This hit me so hard my phone screen cracked

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Oops, sorry mate.

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