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This idea is overused as heavily dependant on which school you go to. My school taught a finance course, and gave advice on job seeking and interviews.

Also, mitochondria is usually taught at GCSE in the UK at least, which is not the last year of school. ‘Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell’ is very much a meme, it might have been interesting to use any other piece of useless information taught in schools instead.

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My favorite part of the “mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” memes (especially when cited as useless info being taught in school) is that it’s grammatically incorrect. Mitochondria ARE because the word is plural, and any self respecting biology teacher knows that. The fact that this is cited as something drilled into students minds when people can’t even recite it back properly is hilarious.

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What the hell is a “powerhouse” anyway?

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7 points

'Tis a house of power, milord.

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A freestanding building containing one or more power generators

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Because the “the” at the start was dropped

“The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”

So less “Lion is the king of the jungle” and more “The lion is the king of the jungle”, so I don’t think it is implied to be singular

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It’s not a deer/deer single/plural situation with mitochondria, if that is what you are getting at. The word mitochondria is not singular. To replace mitochondria with lion in your analogy doesn’t work because mitochondria is a plural word. Neither “Lions is the king of the jungle” nor “The lions is the king of the jungle” is correct. The singular version of mitochondria is mitochondrion. “The mitochondrion is the powerhouse of the cell” and “Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell” both work and could be the phrase, just like "The lion is the king of the jungle " and “Lions are the king of the jungle” are both grammatically correct.

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Finances are taught in all schools in the UK, but statistics show that the majority of people don’t remember shit and then make financial mistakes their whole life. And then they complain they’re poor, lol.

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Because the last five years have shown, that we have spend way to much time teaching people biology.

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That’s exactly what I always say when people repeat this.

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Imo, it’s more an erosion of critical thinking rather than a lacking of specific biology facts.

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Cause it’s the teacher making this decision, riiiiiiight

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It has been taught, you weren’t listening during math/economy classes dipshit

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This is what used to be taught in home economics class. Now it’s just sewing and baking.

Knowing math isn’t always enough to navigate the oft poorly written tax forms.

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Tax forms change. And some little shit complaining “why do we have to learn percentages? Teach us something useful like how to do our taxes.” would make for a better joke. And it would be more accurate.

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I have never heard of an economy class in high school. And our math teacher did a tiny thing on compound interest in general when we finished a quiz early.

So I don’t know what school you went to but it wasn’t the normal one.

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the normal one.

Apparently, not being American (I’m guessing) is considered “not being normal”.

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Well no. I freely admit I’m posting about the absolute slop that is American public education.

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I hear so many weird ass things from people in the US. Plenty of “why were we taught this and that” as if learning the countries in Europe is somehow some esoteric knowledge. And then I remember having to learn all the countries in the world, all of the US states, all of the capitals for 90% of the countries, all the seas, rivers etc. It’s really funny seeing people complain about the tiniest of things they had to learn as if it was med school.

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I went to an American public school that taught economics. We also had a project for building a household budget.

The county I grew up in was a little bougie, which rather explains it all.

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Bio is like a freshman/sophomore course. If you’re taking it senior year, you’re already behind in life

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Hey! I resemble that remark!

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It’s different in different regions and it’s certainly moved around over the years.

And the point remains, we graduate students who know what the powerhouse of a cell is but not how to do their taxes, work a 401k, put together a realistic budget, plan for major purchases, make a work schedule, or have any saleable skills other than being able bodied.

We aren’t preparing people for life, we’re warehousing them until college and if they don’t go to college we just shove them into the cracks.

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I understood the point, I agree with that. I wasn’t commenting on that part

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You only have one year of bio in high school?

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Unless you take AP, where they wouldn’t be harping on this particular line about mitochondria, yes. One year of bio.

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God forbid anyone taking a different path in life than you…

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School systems set the path, and it’s pretty standardized when these subjects get taught. They wait until kids get more math skills for physics classes to take place, meaning the less math heavy subjects go first, like bio and earth science.

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Bio is like a freshman/sophomore course.

In your opinion, should it be — ie should it be taught at all?

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Yes.

We don’t need even more antivax idiots due to a complete lack of biology being taught in schools.

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Yes.

In that biology course, how would you want the biology knowledge to be taught to the students? Like what form would the knowledge take? For example, would it be that you want students to simply memorize a sort of currently understood concepts in biology? Would it be something else?

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