Martial law in South Korea that lasted like an hour because they actually voted it away.
A health insurance CEO was taken out by a Joker-like dude with enormous charisma that still hasn’t been found by the police or FBI. Almost the entirety of the internet is happy the CEO is dead.
Assad actually went.
What the fuck is happening?!?
Shit’s getting real because even though trump and biden are the same domestically, they have different approaches to imperialism (Biden: attack everyone everywhere; Trump: focus on China), so different countries and organizations around the world are scrambling to get into better positions before trump takes power.
and on top of all that brad said he would take me to prom! im gonna be the most popular girl at school!!!
tbf south korea tried to impeach the president but it somehow failed so still Nothing Ever Happens in occupied korea
Weeks where years happen, comrade
Nothing happens bros in shambles
I’m a constant sufferer of hexbear hive mind