111 points

Are you sure it’s not the removable rice bag in the ass of the sloth that’s supposed to be microwaved… Not the entire plushy?

I have the same one.

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We have lots of these. Our sloth definitely goes all in.

Basically anything made by Warmies won’t have a removable bag, everything else will (in my experience).

A lot of the Sainsbury’s ones appear to be made by Warmies. They don’t have removable bags - just stick the entire critter in.

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24 points

Won’t the eyes get super hot?

I am unfamiliar with stuffed animal microwaving tactics, as I generally default to the air fryer, but have also heard good things about sous vide, fwiw.

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The eyes generally just explode. /jk No, they don’t get hot because they don’t contain any moisture.

I should put a caveat in here: if your stuffed animal says to remove the bag and microwave it separately, remove the bag and microwave it separately. Also, don’t put a stuffed animal in the air fryer.

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1 point

The one that I have has embroidered eyes, so no worries there

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7 points

Before clicking, I was going to suggest to check if it’s an ass rice design.

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26 points

They’re crispier in the air fryer.

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30 points

Don’t put the rat in the fryer

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13 points

That’s got to be one of the worst thing I’ve read in a few months

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8 points

You’re not my supervisor!

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3 points

Hehe Hehe, cool! Burn it! Burn burn!!

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Air fryers aren’t microwaves heating things in weird ways. It’s just an oven that gets hot faster and blows air around a lot. Why would a mouse explode?

Also, I’m assuming mouse because how could a rat get in an air fryer without you noticing? Hell I’m not-sure how a mouse could but a rat seems far fetched.

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Yeah, lots of unanswered questions here.

I have two air fryers, a smallish one with a slide out tray, and a largish one that looks more like a toaster oven (glass door that opens downward). The first absolutely isn’t big enough for a rat to fit, and the second could maybe fit one, but it’s nowhere near big enough to not notice.

I could see a mouse though, especially smaller field mice. I don’t think it would “explode,” but I could see blood from it trying to escape frantically.

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I didn’t know there was a difference between mice and rats but after looking it up (read: asking ChatGPT), yes it was a small mouse. Also I forgot the air fryer half open at night.

Air fryers aren’t microwaves heating things in weird ways. It’s just an oven that gets hot faster and blows air around a lot. Why would a mouse explode?

idk man maybe the air inside the mouse expanded until it exploded or something? I can’t really give you a definitive answer since I didn’t dissect the little guy. All I know is that I heard something pop, and when I looked inside my air fryer there was a twitching dead mouse with a splash of blood coming out of its mouth.

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New SCP just dropped.

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3 points

“subject is able to store and emit large bursts of microwave radiation, causing the eyeballs of several Class D personnel to melt upon hugging the subject”

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20 points

Microwaving dyes and synthetic fabrics doesn’t seem safe

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Microwaves are tuned to heat water molecules.
They’ll pass right through fabric and plastic/synthetics.

The standard technique to heat non-water based things is by using a thin layer of foil (e.g. microwave Popcorn or some instant meals).
It could be a gel too, but there may be a danger if hot leak.

Unless the plushie is on fire when it’s given back to the child, I don’t see how this could go wrong.

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6 points

Heating plastics can release VOC. Many plastics will get hot in a microwave. It’s recommended not to heat food in plastic containers for this reason

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1 point

This applies to food, I doubt it’s relevant in this scenario, but I am open to being proven wrong.

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OOP should make REAL CLEAR to any kids that you can’t do this to living creatures.

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6 points

You do this with a frozen hampster in The Day of the Tentacle, which seemed so morbid to me.

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If it helps this was one of the earliest uses of the microwave. They were experimenting with reheating frozen hampsters to see if a creature could be revived from such a state. The issue was that the defreezing options at the time were too slow, and didn’t penetrate the outer layer into the core of the creature, but with the invention of the microwave they actually got the process working.

Okay so typing this out it is a little cruel actually, but it’s still kinda neat and led to furthering our knowledge of the universe.

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4 points

Huh, so there was actual basis for that in the game? That’s so interesting!

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frozen hampster

reheating frozen hampsters

Hamsters?

Did we just witness double trouble?

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