13 points
*

We’re all fucked. Whether it’s sugary or sugar-free, if your brain likes it it’s probably bad for you.

permalink
report
reply
10 points

Sounds like you haven’t tried enough shit. If you don’t like something healthy just eat it again. If you eat something enough times you will eventually like it. Not liking healthy food is for the weak minded.

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

Y’all aren’t getting that this comment is about stuff that tastes sweet.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

but many people don’t even particularly like sweet stuff, my brain just constantly demands starch and protein

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

this

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

I mostly drink water and generally love me a good tall glass of ice cold water. Does that mean my water habit will kill me at some point?

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Nah you’re good homes

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

I shall live forever then!

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

not true. There’s plenty my brain likes that’s good for you. For example: cardio, sushi, coffee, sex, anchovies, tabbouleh, whitefish salad, bagels, and blankets. As always, all good things in moderation.

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points

Counterpoint: butt stuff

permalink
report
parent
reply
29 points

Ma’am, that is a 33 cl mixture of gas station sludge. It has no syrup, leaves, or apple juice. It is an amalgamation of the industrial output of several laboratories, distilled, mixed, powdered, re-liquefied, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy water chalice. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this terrible liquid exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of water is more than gas station sludge. It is a physical declaration of mankind’s contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest.
We also have a higher glucose variety if you would prefer that.

permalink
report
reply
4 points

I am so glad the Lemmy hivemind understood that reference because when I upvoted earlier today it was at 0 lmao

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

Oh yeah, that’s the one. I’ll take a case.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

this is why I always try to use non sugar-free alternatives

permalink
report
reply
11 points

permalink
report
reply