Implying I don’t also hate people my age and people older than me.

All that land, I’m jealous!!

When I was younger I swore I’d never change and stay true to myself. Easy enough but everything and everyone around me changed and I found myself shaking my fist at the clouds saying how everything was better when I was young. Then I realized I had turned into my old man.

You’ve fit a cool béret ?

“Stupid dog gen-z! You made me look bad!”