Hopefully he’ll never stand in front of anything as Prime monster, he shouldn’t be given the opportunity to hold the top job.

Pretty on message for Voldespud the Nazi Potato

It is weapons-grade stupid that this is a thing.

Woke culture war warrior Dutton triggerred by presence of flag at press conferences /s

the flag’s presence in press conferences is a symbol of division.

Breaking: Comrade Dutton now bans the use of State and Territory flags in his press conferences when he appears in those places. When questioned he stated Australia is undivided, and ‘girt by sea’. when reporters questioned why he chose sea over the more appropriate oceans he mumbled something about lefty media always out to get him… /s