108 points

Installed pirated versions of Windows on all employee and customer computers. We charged the customer for an os install and just used a cracker to activate it.

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An everyday job in any 3rd world country

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yeah if you replace “3rd world” with “and every”

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Yeah, but are you still rocking Windows XP and Vista everywhere? That is very 3rd world country 😂

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Is there any way a customer could figure out they were running a cracked version?

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Depending on how it was cracked, maybe.

One of the more recent cracks would be autoKMS which would emulate having a key management server and redirecting all activation requests to itself. You could see that service running and the associated files.

If they are using stolen MAK keys, it’s unlikely.

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when their entire system inevitably gets hacked from a backdoor

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16 points

Been running cracked Windows for about 23 years now. Where the h4x0r5 at?

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My old job stored chemical waste longer than what the law allowed in containers that werent labeled correctly. No one knew for sure what the waste was because the guy that was responsible for that before me would just mix different wastes together. The solvent fridge (just a normal fridge from the 90s against a wall in the prep area out in the open) had about 10 gallons of flammable liquids (old solvents and reagents from the 400 level labs and organic classes) and 3 one liter containers of 15 year old diethyl ether which is almost certainly chock full of organic peroxides. (These are explosive) There was another container of ~100g dinitrophenylhydrazine (DNPH) in the flammables cabinet no one paid any attention to for quite some time. It was a good thing that it never became dry as that would need to be handled by the bomb squad. (Previous guy found an old crusty jar of picric acid (a friction sensitive explosive) that resulted in the bomb squad coming to the lab. That shut down part of that campus until it was dealt with) And then theres a waste container that I found at one of the outlying campuses that according to the label, had nitric acid, ammonia and bleach which is… not great.

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Them being mixed feels like the worst part of that.

Did everyone else just stand by while this guy did this? Or was he fired as soon as it was discovered?

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He was the only one working in the prep area. They had no one to replace him (yet) and didn’t look that closely at the state the lab was in. During the winter semester he used up all his vacation and sick time, came back for a couple days so he could get holiday pay and quit.

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We had a little NAS in the office, tied into AD and everything. It was called “Hollywood”. Its contents was “donated” by the staff lol.

Edit: Sorry about the acronyms peeps, my bad.

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What does your comment mean?

Edit: Thanks for the answers, guys! I don’t really get why some people use abbreviations that the general population doesn’t know without any context! Honestly that sounds pretty chill for a workplace to have tho haha

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I can help with part of it. NAS is network attached storage, and the Hollywood contents are probably pirated movies. The only thing I couldn’t decipher is AD.

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27 points

active directory

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Active Directory?

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It was basically a workplace Netflix ya dingus

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Netflix Ya Dingus would be a great name for it

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for the people downvoting this, they called that person a dingus bc their username is literally dingus

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72 points

Once had a manager instruct me to block an emergency exit with an extremely large piece of machinery. While the building was still full of customers.

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I work for a fire marshal. We get complaints about stuff like this allll the time.

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This was likely worse, the intent was explicitly to block the emergency exit. That was the point of the request.

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Oh, trust me, you are not alone. Our 2 biggest offenders are also “highly religious, pious men”, so there’s that, too.

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Triangle shirtwaist factory energy

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I work in entertainment, and have requests to do this all the time. It’s just a fire exit, we won’t need it, we don’t have anywhere else to put these road cases, we talked with the fire marshal and he okayed it, etc…

Yeah, I guess y’all have never heard of the The Station nightclub, or Cocoanut Grove, or the Kiss club in Brazil, or the Rhythm Club, or… Well, I could go on. All of them caused by some combination of bad planning and blocked exits. I can almost guarantee that every single club, theater, church, auditorium, or banquet room you’ve ever been in has been asked to block/lock/barricade the fire escapes at some point. And only the smart ones have refused.

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Daily pouring chemicals that require special disposal just down the sink instead.

Another one: inadequate ventilation for hazardous, carcinogenic chemicals that you are exposed to for the entiety of your shift every single day

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