You can. You just haven’t tried hard or long enough. Filming yourself and putting it on YouTube helps, too. Go on, champ!
You probably can if you have wireless charging. It just wouldn’t be very much to be noticeable. Not enough volts/amps.
Your phone does gain a charge of static electricity along with the rest of you, but there’s no difference in the gained charge across the pins on the charging port. So since the charging port pins see the same increase in charge they have no electric force to push it into the battery. You’re pushing equally hard into the entrance and exit. It’s like trying to blow into both ends of a hose at the same time.
same reason you cant fill a bucket by shooting 10mL of water at 3000psi into it
More like why you can’t fill a bucket by holding it in your left hand and dipping your right hand into a puddle.
Let me ask you a question, would it quench your thirst to have a glass of water poured over you?