to rehydrate between love making sessions

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Weird, not all that weird. Depends kinda where the rest of the kitchen is.

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distributed evenly between the remaining rooms

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Toilet ovens are the future.

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You expect me to go all the way to the kitchen for a beer?

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What are you talking about? This is awesome! Could be closer to the bed tough.

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“Okay honey get inside the cuck fridge”

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All we know is that a fridge is in the bedroom. We do not know if that is the fridge.

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Perhaps the kitchen has a bed in it.

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:

  • the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)

  • the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)

  • the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)

  • the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.

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