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Was he legally required to appear as a stereotype?

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Yes

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As is his duty.

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I can’t even make fun. Not because he’s a fellow Canadian. Because they hand out that sick belt.

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But only $ 5,000? Come on Microsoft!

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Not enough neckbeard.

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I find it stunning that some people are so intelligent. Excel isn’t merely a matter of memorizing rules and lots of practice/experience. You truly have to be sharp as hell to get on this kinda level.

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Michael Jarman, pictured between two people…

That’s a funny photo caption.

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“Michael Jarman, ceremonially situated between two distinguished event representatives,”

“Michael Jarman, strategically positioned in a central location with one individual stationed to his immediate left and another to his immediate right,”

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