What’s shabbos, Bert?

Were you even listening to Oscar’s story?

Shut the fuck up, Ernie!

Sent this to family group chat. Consensus is that Grover is a better Dude, and Oscar fits as Jesus. After all, doing six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old would explain why Oscar lives in a trash can.

Creep can fuckin roll though.

“Today’s show is brought to you by the number 8, because that’s the age of kids he likes, dude.”