Those idiots pee all at once and then water it down. Look at it! They’re completely insane! You could piss on so many lawns with that!
If they don’t already think we’re nuts for wearing clothes.
There are soo many things that dogs would find very confusing, if they had the capacity to analyze that way. What if they knew that all of our interpersonal interactions were governed mostly by ego, shame, and pride?
Now this is a proper showerthought…
Gotta make room for new smells