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they should make half-life 3 a mobile game

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alexandra_kollontai [she/her]@hexbear.net
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it uses tilt controls

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SpookyGenderCommunist [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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Nah, make it for the TI-84 Graphing Calculator

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buh [she/her]@hexbear.net
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all the assets should be AI generated, except for the gordon freeman dialogue

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gramxi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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and make it a subway surfer clone

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Evilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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And several of the guns are DLC and there are locked rooms that require microtransactions and can be opened for free if you wait for a few hours. Also if you don’t pay for the subscription you see ads starting the game, loading a level, and after every cutscene.

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