I mean to be clear I’m from altoona and I’ve never seen pizza like this.

It’s ok. Our fellow Americans just don’t understand the meaning of the word pizza.

– yurobro

Would you like a stroke?

Say what?

Would you like a pizza with a side of stroke hun?

Nah, but can I get it will a double pounder heart attack? And a side of diarrhea? I’m trying to keep my height to weight ratio.

There are appropriate uses of government cheese product. This is absolutely not one of them.

Every person I’ve shared Altoona pizza with ironically has ended up unironically liking it, so I don’t know anymore. I’ve never actually had it myself. Maybe this isn’t any worse than Hawaiian pizza or cauliflower crust pizza?

At the end of the day though, this is just a regional food - like Cincinnati chili or Chicago hot dog - only after all the good ideas are taken, this was what was left. If they can sell one to everybody passing through Altoona just once, they’ve made a fair amount of money.