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When they started singing about what I hated and fucking with the dishes I’d have lost it and showed them how Bilbo Baggins hates.

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Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates—
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!

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He would not have won that fight.

But the group’s introductions would get a lot shorter.

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