Nor your steak subscription

36 points

I don’t give a fuck, I’m gonna show my crest with pride!

My family crest:

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20 points

Dude we’re related

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I don’t know what I expected

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3 points

Mike, is that you?

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What about disclosing my easy and quick homemade chocolate bark recipe for tasty cannabis edibles with a really good kick to them?

Well, the chocolate part is easy and quick. Preparing the cannabis coconut oil is more complex. This recipe assumes you’ve made that already.

  • 100g cannabis-infused coconut oil (Dilute the infused coconut oil with normal virgin coconut oil for a more mild effect. 50/50 is a good starting point.)
  • 75g cocoa powder
  • 50g maple syrup (Substitute pure honey for the maple syrup if that’s easier to get where you live.)
  • 5g vanilla extract
  • 5g sunflower lecithin

Line a 20cm by 20cm cake pan with aluminum foil. Melt the coconut oil on low heat in a saucepan (preferably one with a spout). When the oil is completely liquid, add the other ingredients together and keep on low heat. Mix very thoroughly.

When the melted chocolate is completely smooth, pour it into the cake pan and level it. Put it in a freezer immediately and keep it there. It will keep for at least several weeks, probably longer.

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7 points

Can I use olive oil I’ve used in foodplay with my partner? I hate letting things go to waste

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Olive oil would work fine for the infusion process according to a recipe guide put out by the company I bought my infusing machine and decarb box kit from. I swear I don’t work for them, I just like having a machine do the work instead of spending an entire day in the kitchen monitoring the process myself.

I’ve never tried it so I have no idea what the taste would be like in chocolate edibles. I usually do refined coconut oil for infusing and virgin coconut oil for diluting. But from a bit of googling it looks like a lot of chocolatiers like using olive oil.

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I’m sorry, the feds will be able to trace you from the maple syrup alone. It’s too late for you now, comrade

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Any thoughts on the seasonal addition of peppermint to grant +1d4 on all Festiveness rolls?

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Oh, that is a fun idea. I’m going to do that.

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Now this is getting into the Hexbear deeplore. I can remember browsing new when I read the accusation post and thought chapo.chat was absolutely done for

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18 points

what is the lore?

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28 points

an admin doxxed themselves with hyper specific information

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23 points

oh god the family crest

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15 points

On r*ddit

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a weirdo accused one of the first admins of doing pederastization to them, and their proof that it was real was a bunch of random facts from the admin’s old reddit account, and for some reason that was convincing.

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7 points

Sucks that beatnik had to go out like that

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I remember reading it and being like “this is obviously fake why don’t they just delete this lol”

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right? iirc the dude was vegan so he didn’t even eat steaks wtf

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And don’t brag about your outdoor cat.

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12 points

Or mention liking dogs

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15 points

I like dogs

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8 points

Me too. But I did post a pic of a cute pup I was dog sitting once at got a weird number of anti-dog replies :/

I mean I get it, they ain’t for everyone, they are loud and a lot of work. But damn I don’t express my apathy towards cats every time someone posts a kitty pic here.

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Dogs are cool mention liking dogs a lot please.

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with the influx of new users i expect a big uptick in the number of “hexbear is dying” posts in the coming year

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18 points

That which is dead may never die!

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15 points

I love how the new users profiles make it clear they’re from bluesky. They all have texts that seem very public social mediaey. It’s cute!

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