151 points

Imagine needing censoring the word boobs for social media.

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The boomers always used to call millenials snowflakes, but fucking hell, if censoring swearwords isn’t ACTUAL snowflake behaviour.

For clarification, I’m not saying millenials are snowflakes.

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29 points

Are the millennials not in their 30s now? Don’t think it’s them censoring stuff like this

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11 points

Im 38. I was born in 1986, left school and started work aged 16, in 2003.

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6 points

I’m not even the oldest millennial year and I’m 41.

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47 points

fixed version ;)

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12 points

How could you, where are the two nipple dots?!

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Here you go

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7 points

What have you done.

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I would love to know as well but I was struck blind when I tried to view his post. What horrible eldritch power did he release upon the world?

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11 points

You can’t write boobs, the sacred algorithms don’t like it!

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4 points

Titties. Hehe.

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I have a th*ory that censoring certain w*rds makes the t*xt read more edgy and illegal, drawing in even more p**ple for the clickbait.

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59 points

Oh no what might it say? Bulbs? Birbs? We may never know!

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Barbs. She got hooked on barbiturates earlier than her peers did.

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Her name is Sydney, the largest city in Australia, so I think it meant to say she can cook a fine venison on the barbie

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Did she have an ostrich sized barbie, though, ready to fry up some mortal wombat?

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Obviously it says b orbs.

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Yeah, this is definitely it

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Bæbs?

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Woke left won’t even let us say boob anymore!

/s because some people actually think this shit

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First they came for Chr!stmas and I said nothing. Then they came for b@#bs and I remained silent. What’s next

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9 points

My calculator got an update it won’t display 5318008 anymore.

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My woke university decided to call remembrance day “the statutory holiday” and that one actually pissed me off

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I don’t remember that

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https://www.instagram.com/p/DCHeG45vOP6/

Aka the reason this university or any of us are allowed to exist at all. “The statutory holiday”. Fuck that.

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That’s Sidney Sweeney, btw. You’re welcome.

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12 points

Bro out here doing the Lords work 🙏

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7 points

And if you want to waste your time Sydney Sweeney’s Boobs (34DD) Are Not That Big

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The size may not be uncommon but I don’t think it would be controversial to say that most women with boobs that size don’t look like her. I don’t really get the point of the rest of that article though. They’re acting like it’s some jealously guarded secret that a lot of dudes are into big boobs. I feel like that is a pretty widely publicized fact lol

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I appreciate that they devoted an article to her boobs but they’re wrong. Boobs like that are pretty rare on girls with her frame.

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She and I share the same hometown. Lots of mixed feelings about her.

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Somewhat off topic, I had an idea for a slightly cheesy visual novel:

You play as a woman who has relatively large breasts. The game is entirely first person and you never actually see her, just people acting in oafish ways around her as she desperately tries to make a professional career.

Curious if that would sound silly/interesting to some people.

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It’s an interesting concept but no way I would play that. Building a career is a boring concept on its own. I don’t want to emulate someone else doing something I wish I didn’t have to do in real life.

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I think it would be more targeted towards people who haven’t experienced it in real life as a sort of empathy-building exercise.

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8 points

How many truckers play them trucker simulators, how many farmers play them farmer simulations and how many dictators play Civilization?

There’s a market.

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2 points

Kim Jong Un is a top tier Civ 6 player no doubt.

What else would he spend his time on?

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… okay but driving trucks around europe is kind of fun

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Haha that would actually be a great exercise in building empathy

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7 points

I can see it work, if you can see them when you look down

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