Who dies in a cave fall?

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Careful not to lionize this billionaire for killing a billionaire. We don’t know what his social media is like.

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I’m choosing to credit this kill to Mother Earth.

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comrade gravity

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Too late

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While you may want to lionize this billionaire for killing a billionaire, don’t forget, he also killed the guy who killed a billionaire.

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now when you say not to lionize billionaires…

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The caves of Barcelona yearn for billionaire flesh

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you can kill a man or a people but the land will remember

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billionaire down

and down, and down, and down

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article does not say whether they were able to retrieve his body. 100 meters deep? bet they let him rot down there

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Dude just became an autosave point

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Environmental storytelling moment

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Damn, did someone cool get the Death Note or something?

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