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With his fragile ego, I’d spend the entire time asking if he could smell that awful smell. I’d ask him to check the bottoms of his shoes, drawing more and more attention and increasing his discomfort, all the while pretending that I’ve never heard of Elon Musk.

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Putting this tactic in my back pocket for uncomfortable social interactions.

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The only way to survive uncomfortable social interactions is to become one with them.

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The only way to survive uncomfortable social interactions is to become one of them.

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“That’s okay, I forget to brush my teeth some mornings as well.”

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I would ask him who he is. Then when he gets upset that I don’t recognize him and he gives me his name I say “hmmm, never heard of you.”

Watch is ego implode.

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“You look like a guy I saw in an episode of Rick and Morty” Smile “Elon Tusk?” “No Mr Poopy Butthole”

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No this can’t be right, Mr poopy butthole is a good and likable character.

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“Musk? Like the supermarket grade perfume? Did you know musk comes from glandular secretions? The word comes from ‘testicle’ because the gland looks like a scrotum.” Give a couple of sniffs… “Oh wow, that’s amazing!”

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Thunder!

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I would literally pretend I had absolutely no clue who he was or any familiarity with any of his “achievements” or why they’re “important”. It would be pretty funny to see him try to respond to that.

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I’d like to think that I’d find a quick easy way to Luigi him but I know I’d just stare and look around for his security and be questioning my life choices that I was in the same room.

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