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It’s the fedi here, why only link their bluesky when they have a Mastodon and a website?

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Because that’s where I got it from, that’s where I linked the source to

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understandable, have a good day

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I second this.

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Maybe we need to give an offering of Viagra if we want Jesus to come again.

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shhh…Jesus is coming…open your mouth.

🙏

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If Jesus were to show up on an alien planet would He be incarnate as an alien

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Yes.

The question is, would he be alien to us or them.

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Might also depend - were these aliens created also in God’s image? Do they have original sin?

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If they’re “intelligent” then I think yes. “God’s image” is a reference of conscious, loving, and powerful. They would have original sin if they evolved out of a biological gauntlet like we did and had to fear constantly because it was the only way for their species to survive amongst all the predatory life around them.

As a buddhist evolutionary psychologist might put it, they would have dukkha nature because a default state of dissatisfied craving would be the thing that drove them to keep worrying after their bellies were full.

Their civilization would have taken them to new environments beyond their Environment of Evolutionary Adaptedness, requiring them to “work” instead of just following their instinctual programming.

So they would have had their own ejection from their own Eden, into the world of mortality.

They would have left the effortless Tao of their original nature. They would be like Amazonian tree frogs living in glass boxes solving simple puzzles to get food pellets. Capable, but horrified and missing something they never consciously knew.

We all must pass through this phase of awkward separation as we emerge from nature into civilization.

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Jesus ain’t coming back until people stop wearing crosses around their neck, scaring him away.

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Jesus is a vampire?

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I think they mean because Jesus was supposedly murdered on a cross, and then his followers wear said cross as a symbol of their love for him or some shit - which is honestly kind of weird.

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You think that’s weird? They drink his blood and eat his flesh too.

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Zombie. Undead, eats flesh and blood, isn’t allergic to sunlight, infection spreads through contact. Zombie.

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Inverse zombie. Living people eat his flesh.

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Explanation: humans suck

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