Is there a sub for these pick your blank things? I love these lol

Doomed and banned from secret Santa? I’ve never felt so called out.

Birthday Boy

• loiters around stables
• fully grown king man-child insists everyone celebrates his birthday in their own homes
• doesn’t even turn up to open presents
• causes millennia of war atrocities committed in his name
• now you have a dying tree in your house

European Daycare Goat 💯

Edit: oops, cursed sticker:

But Eater! Like barn dirt!

This is amazing.