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Montalbán, as Khan, on the john, clothes on.

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On the john. OOOOOOOOH. I felt like a complete moron for not being able to figure it out. Thanks!

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One cannot be expected to known every slang term for a shitcan.

There’s just so many.

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I think it’s mainly the fact that the words don’t really rhyme. Khan and John are pronounced slightly differently so most people wouldn’t make that connection.

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Or the pan, rhymes as well as john

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21 points

Enhanced man on the can.

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Aug on the clog?

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I suspect this might depend on the variety of English you speak? (And non-natives can fuck right off löl)

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I think you need to speak the American dialect specifically.

As I Brit I could not get this one at all until I came to the comments. I was thinking Kahn on the loo. Kahn on the big. Kahn on the toilet.

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I was thinking Khan on the Khazi

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Kahn on the crapper

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As an American I was doing similarly, just with different phrases (like “porcelain throne”:-).

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Kahn on a John.

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Yeah, that doesn’t rhyme at all in my head. I can see how it would though, I just have to rewire my brain to hear it.

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On a can

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How do you pronounce those words to make them rhyme? Khon? Jahn?

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The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the poo.

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Khan on the can

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