Now I have to hope to the god that is part of my new official state religion (do I need to have the local vicar over for tea when I move?) that someone over there hires me soon. Amazingly, people want to interview me.

The goal is to get the fuck out of America with my daughter before Trump is inaugurated. No specific plan of where to move, just wherever I get a job. We will move to the Falklands if we have to.

It feels so close now.

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Welcome! Don’t forget to wipe your feet in the way in

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Huh. Here I assumed there was a bunch of Silkwood showers on the backside of Gatwick for septics* to clean off on the way to the connecting flight. :-p

(*Never tell me what the slang for Canucks is, unless it’s funny, and then definitely tell me)

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Ooo 'eck everyone, look busy!

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Don’t forget to bring biscuits for everyone.

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Do you really want our American kind of biscuit? Because I have a feeling you will be highly disappointed in what we call a biscuit over here.

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No thank you, crimes against biscuits are punishable by revoking your right to remain… Permanently.

But you and your family are welcome to stay otherwise

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I thank you.

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It’s a test. Bring the right kind of biscuits.

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Can I just wait until I get over there and buy a packet of Hobnobs?

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Bring me a few boxes of Cheez Its and I’ll love you forever.

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Have you had Goldfish?

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I’ll take some Jacob’s Cheddars (the nearest international foods store doesn’t stock them and I can’t be arsed to order them online)

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They’re just scones.

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With sauce 🤮

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Congrats squid!

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Thank you. I’ve been having daily anxiety where I’ve pictured them saying something like, “you fit the criteria just like we’ve said you did all along, but the doctor made an error on your father’s birth certificate and it says he was born in Lonbon, so no UK for you.” It’s like a massive weight has been lifted.

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I’m excited for you to get annoyed at the british food.

Seriously though rooting for your happiness!

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I was raised by a British father and also a British grandmother. I’ve had years to be annoyed at British food. And they came over here in the 1960s, so it was before the British discovered that people in Asia made food too.

My childhood was a delightful mix of smells of things like Marmite and Daddies Sauce.

I do like a nice Welsh rarebit though. And I know how to pronounce it properly too. It’s pronounced ‘Welsh bunnykins.’

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Oh, the endless forms. “I declare that everything in this form is true and honest and if any information is found to be fraudulent my application will be denied.”

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I claimed my Canadian citizenship and went through the same feeling, so I can relate. Congrats!

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Thanks!

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Isn’t England on a pretty tenuous political path too?

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Britain is banning conversion therapy. If anything, Trump is going to make it more prevalent.

My daughter is queer.

I’d say staying in the U.S. is a far more tenuous prospect in terms of her safety.

Also, Scotland is the most LGBT-friendly country in Europe. Not sure if I’ll end up in Scotland, but that’s a good reason to hope so.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBTQ_rights_in_Scotland

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Sound like you have a good plan. A little jealous that you can actually leave. Best of luck and make sure to send us a post card.

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Thank you. I wish I could take everyone with me.

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Scotland is pretty great. If it wasn’t for the weather being so shit 10 months of the year I’d like to move there myself

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Aye awbdy is welcome in Scotland. I’m pretty sure it’s just because we’re aw too wasted to care about anything tho 😂

Congrats on your passport!

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If it goes horribly wrong, Ireland is right there!

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Ireland seems to be trending well. It’s good to see.

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It’s not great, massively shifted to the right, maybe as much as you, but we aren’t as far along on the scale if you get me?

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After far too many years of Tory misrule, it definitely feels like the situation is turning around. Although the Labour manifesto was pretty weak sauce and their first 100 days were rocky, the government are starting to do interesting things (like renationalisation and devolution) that makes me start to feel hopeful again.

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