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I love melons so much(lemmy.world)

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passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world
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This dad joke is very regional

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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I am learning as much from this thread, haha.

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aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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But the law says we rock, melon.

Who the hell you calling a melon??

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gibmiser@lemmy.world
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Are unable to marry?

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rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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Cantaloupe (can’t elope)

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Someguy89@lemmy.world
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Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.

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stoly@lemmy.world
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Oh dear that’s terrible

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rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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I used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out

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Nightwatch Admin@feddit.nl
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Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.

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t҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅ@lemmy.tgxn.net
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ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.

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ditty@lemm.ee
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Are forbidden to wed?

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tate@lemmy.sdf.org
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Are barred from matrimony?

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Shardikprime@lemmy.world
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grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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Me

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feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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melon slice

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FlatFootFox@lemmy.world
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Honey, do.

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