57 points

very dry, you hate to see it folks

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he’ll be ritually dunked in a mixture of hand lotion and grease at the inauguration

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crowd goes apeshit

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Damn, I should have read the other comments before I posted. Same joke, but perfect for this context:

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10 points

Baron Harkkonen in the black goo pool but it’s lotion and grease

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I LOVE YOU!

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You’re back! Welcome back!

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Uncanny:

For those fortunate enough not to know, this is Bowser from the 90’s Mario brothers movie

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18 points

De-Evolve

Cretaceous!

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31 points
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Ben garrison is very charitable to that man

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Rate my fit m8s.

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He almost has the ability to look plausibly normal but decided not to

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why does he keep his pants so high up?

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34 points

hides the gut to split it with the belt

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Classic old guy fit tbh. This is why they always wear suspenders.

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Style

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