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What should I do with my limited time on earth?

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Fight? Grovel like a worm? Secret third thing?

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TrashGoblin [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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The same as the rest of us. Suffer.

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blight [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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But how can I monetize that?

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came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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be a personal trainer / start a gym.

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hexbee [she/her]@hexbear.net
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It’s the sectet third thing. I can’t tell you what it is though, it’s secret.

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blight [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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At least give us a hint

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hexbee [she/her]@hexbear.net
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Hint: being a cop is NOT the secret thing. Hope that helps

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blight [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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Damn thanks, you helped me dodge a bullet there

Surely you wouldn’t want me to keep stumbling into another comparably awful trap? Surely you will keep providing hints?

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JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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Learn to hack, learn to drone/quadcopter.

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blight [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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This is too close to g*ming for comfort, sorry

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HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]@hexbear.net
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Be gay

Do crimes

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blight [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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But if I’m going to be gay, I have to transition first, which seems like more than a minor inconvenience.

Already did various crimes, but what do I have to show for it?

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HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]@hexbear.net
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have to transition first

Skill issue

did various crimes

nothing to show for it

also skill issue

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blight [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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This is actually pretty inspiring, thanks

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blight [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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I have zero swag. Can I somehow use this to my advantage?

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