If your partner can’t handle you at your helicopter dick thing then they don’t deserve your Co-bum-bo impersonation

While I’m not adequate to helicopter, I’ve never been with a girl (“[mine]” or otherwise) who wasn’t fascinated by the mechanisms of the organ. They’ve definitely all been curious about “the twitch” even though every woman I know does kegels.

I’m not qualified to comment on whether this applies to those who aren’t otherwise interested.

My strapon is too rigid to helicopter 😔

You spin me right around , right around. Like a record, baby, right around.

You deserve better